Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Post Eight: Please Close Shave and Trim Hair.



Oh Dear. I've had a funny day.


Funeral arrangers please take note. When requesting that I clean shave and tidy the hair of the deceased in mortuary preps, please ensure that the individual has a face in order for me to complete this task. When one, bluntly and literally stated, 'bites the bullet,' not even my superior standards in after death care can make the hole where the corpses' face used to be appear any less hairy.


Fools!

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